A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love with his wife.

    - No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.

    - You are right, lets go to the beach.

    After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman run into them.

    - Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.

    - You are right - said the husband - but it was a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.

    - Don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.