This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off.

    One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"

    His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

    The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"

    His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

    The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"

    His wife replied: "I won it at bingo. Please go upstairs and run my bath for me."

    His wife came upstairs to find a very small amount of water in the tub.

    The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"

    The guy replied: "I didn't want you to wet your bingo card".